A Chocolate Ditty or 2

  • Seven days without chocolate makes one weak.
  • The 12-step chocoholics program: never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!
  • Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.
  • One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.
  • I would give up chocolate, but i'm no quitter!
  • There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate & chocolate truffles!