A Chocolate Ditty or 2

• Seven days without chocolate makes one weak.
  
• The 12-step chocoholics program: never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!
• Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.
• One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.
• I would give up chocolate, but i'm no quitter!
• There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate & chocolate truffles!